Who the fuck are these people?
Why have they been invited to play at a national football match?
If by some weird chance they are a famous enough band to play at a major event, why are they travelling in a small, cheap car?
Why are they bringing along the instruments with them in a car, rather having them safely transported with the rest of the equipment in professional flight cases?
Why, if they're playing a massive gig at a football stadium, do they need to practice the song on the way there, and get it wrong to boot? Why aren't they better prepared?
When they're singing in the car, whose is the second female voice harmonising with the girl in front? If it's one of the men singing falsetto, why are none of them moving their lips?
Why are they playing a cover instead of one of their own songs?
What has playing a song about being secretly gay or bisexual got to do with small cars or major football events?
Why do they need to drive the car onto the pitch?
I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for it all.
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